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Short Tag Line:
St. Pete. Couple seeks good men for fun times :)
I/We are looking for
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The male half of DBStPete wrote a 1,500-word profile, which you'll see below..br.
His better half countered with 19 words, which get right to the point:.br.
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Her version:.br.
What's in your head? What's in your heart? What's between your legs? Let's get down to brass tacks here. :).br.
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His version:.br.
WHO WE ARE:.br.
St. Petersburg couple, married 30+ years. We're likeable, fun, calm, secure, intelligent, spiritual, artistic, educated, literate, but overall just middle-class "regular folks". Free-thinkers, Bush voters, and very open-minded (you can't shock us - it's been tried). We're experienced and responsible, open and honest, polite, casual, low-stress, low-key, and low-maintenance. Not to sound rude, but we have a low tolerance for BS, and little patience with the rude, pushy, clueless, or dishonest..br.
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We're both overweight but carry it well (really), and we both have nice faces. Good, recent pics are available. Even though we've just turned 50, we don't look it. We've never had kids, and she's never worn makeup. Most folks guess us at 5 years younger, at least. Still, we're a long way from Ken & Barbie (and a long way from 21), so if that's what you're looking for, or you only want HWP people, that's not us..br.
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As to bedroom activities, we like cuddling, vibrators, touching, cock-stroking, lots of straight fucking, and some oral. No anal. We do like orgasms, ours or yours. Got extras? Coolness! :).br.
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Besides sex, what do we like? Words and reading and writing (you could tell from this profile, right?). Bicycle rides, beach walks, bird watching. Old movies, books, web surfing. Great seafood, Cuban sandwiches, Mexican and Thai food. Great music; we have strong and eclectic tastes, and a large collection. He plays guitar (badly). She makes quilts (beautifully). We are quiet homebodies and don't really care much for loud nightclubs & such, or staying out late..br.
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We are for-real, no-BS, know what we want, and are looking for action. :).br.
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WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR:.br.
We want straight men or groups of men for her. Husband is always present, watches, and usually joins in..br.
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Race and weight are not important. Blacks are encouraged to reply. Travelers, businessmen, and other one-night-standers are welcome if you're staying close by..br.
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You must be straight, clean, disease-free, and long-lasting or multi-orgasmic. Well-endowed preferred but not required, but please, no "little" guys. .br.
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You shouldn't be bothered or intimidated by the presence of another guy, nor by vibrators and dildos, as these often play a major role in our sex-play. .br.
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We don't want any drama, soap operas or "issues". No BDSM, pain, or golden. We do enjoy some voyeurism/exhibitionism..br.
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Need a discreet relationship? We have no problem with that, but if your need for discretion makes contacting or dealing with you difficult, we'll have to pass..br.
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We're sorry, but we can't entertain, and we don't travel. If you write us from a long ways off, please explain how and when you're going to be closer. We prefer guys to be able to furnish suitable party space. Don't worry about it if your pad is not fancy - we are not fancy people and we don't care a whit for that. All we ask is clean (not necessarily neat), padded, and air-conditioned. .br.
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Our schedule is somewhat limited. Sexually, we prefer to play in the middle part of the day, as we usually go to bed pretty early. We need to be home by 10:00 PM, not starting. :) For parties we can normally only play on Sundays (any time), although early Thursday evenings are also possible. Meet & Greets can be done Wednesday or Thursday evening, or Sunday. We're normally not available at other days and times, but sometimes exceptions are made for LFT sessions (see below). Make us an offer we can't refuse! :) .br.
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THE FRIENDS WAY TO MEET AND PLAY.br.
There are two basic ways we meet and play with folks. For most folks we like to have a meet & greet first, then if we all hit it off, we can arrange a play-date for another time. That way there's no pressure during the first meeting, and we can all go off and think things over. This is the method of choice if you want to be friends before playing, want your play to be long, slow & cuddly (yum!), want a longer-term relationship, etc. To start this process, write us and tell us as much as you can about yourself, your experience, what you like to do, what specifically you had in mind with us, etc. Words are sexy for us, so don't be afraid to use plenty! :) Be sure to include pics. We'll write back and we can go from there. :).br.
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IN A HURRY? WANT TO FUCK TONIGHT?.br.
Aside from "the slow way", we also do quickie (but you can't be *too* quick! .g.) one-night-stands on occasion. Afternoons too. :) These are not about you as a person. They're about you as a sex object. These are expected to be straight-up fuck-parties. Not ready to get it up and on quickly? Expect this to last longer than a couple of hours? Then this method isn't for you. To get in on this action, please send us a "Let's Fuck Tonight" email. Be sure to put "Let's Fuck Tonight" right in the subject line so we spot it. All "Let's Fuck Tonight" emails MUST include ALL 7 of the items listed below or they will be discarded without response. .br.
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For "Let's Fuck Tonight" emails WE WILL ONLY RESPOND IF WE'RE INTERESTED THAT NIGHT, AND MOST OF THE TIME WE WON'T BE. So this is a long-shot on your part. But it is a real offer, and we do in fact go out and fuck guys on short notice sometimes. Think of it as a pick-up via email, and without having to buy any drinks. Like any other pick-up, usually it doesn't work, but sometimes you get lucky, and nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?:).br.
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Please do not send a "Let's Fuck Tonight" email more than once a week. If you do, we'll block you..br.
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Understand that just because we meet you regarding a "Let's Fuck Tonight" email doesn't guarantee you a party. Just like any other swing thing, it's mostly about pleasing the lady, and it's her choice. However, we read people pretty fast, and it usually only takes us about 10-15 minutes after we meet you to tell if we want to go to bed with you..br.
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!!!!! ALL GUYS READ THIS BEFORE REPLYING !!!!!.br.
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In the earlier version of this profile we weren't quite so explicit about how to contact us, and we found that didn't work too well. So now we're going to spell it right out up front. Here's what we need from you. We *have to have all this* before we can agree to a meet & greet or a LFT, and the more of it you supply in your first email, the more interested we are in you..br.
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1) First name.br.
2) Face pic.br.
3) Cock description, and preferably a pic.br.
4) Your location (cross-streets).br.
5) Party arrangements (your place? hotel?).br.
6) Your phone, and preferably a "regular" email.br.
7) Your schedule..br.
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We try to be sure that everyone who emails gets some sort of reply (excepting LFT emails). Sometimes it takes a few days (or more!), so please be patient. If we have not specifically told you we're *not* interested, we're still interested, so please hang in there. "Tickler" emails to remind us of your interest are appreciated..br.
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He's D, she's B, together we're DBStPete! Thanks for reading, and we hope to hear from you soon! :)).br.
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Describe Yourself:
See above. We're nice folks, we're uninhibited, we're for-real. We have class and are not pushy. Read the rest of our profile and see what you think! :)
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